No subject is too far for the juicy one! We also accept the pictures and phone numbers of hot women
HOLD DA FREAKIN PHONE
Only someone insanely boring and more boring would want to industrialise the great page of JTO!
Oreo Guy is that you?
The O doesn’t stand for Lemon zeedikay, IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME! >:I
Sure the O doesn’t actually stand for Orange either, but at least it has an O in it!
Well ok, Lemon DOES have an O in it. But the O isn’t in a position for it to make sense as an abreviation.
I mean the phrase Oranges and Lemons means things that are… totally different!
Or was that Apples and Pears?
WELL THE BACKGROUND ISN’T AN APPLE OR A PEAR SO IT DOESN’T MATTER!
If the O means anything it would be ORANGE. Not Lemon.
Course the O could be anything sure. Like, Oscar. Or Oscars. Or Owl. Or Or. Or Oleander.
But they aren’t colours. So the backgrounds not Oscar coloured, it’s ORANGE!
Also the O doesn’t stand for Oleander. It’s not even my surname, why would you even THINK THAT?
I thought that the l was an i. I’m much prefering what I’m picturing than thinking of titles of porn flicks.
FUN FACT: I used to be a porn movie title writer. My job was to look at movie titles and add a sex joke to it. My material can be seen in such classics as Shaving Ryans Privates, Back to the F***ster and Free Willie. Free Willie is about a pizza guy who comes to fix the plumbing. The single mother aged Barely Legal says she has no money but has an idea of how to make the bill go away. They go to the pool outside with a cameraman and bump away.
BUT YEAH A GUY DOESN’T NEED PORN WHEN HE’S SOMEONE LIKE ME! My whole life is like a porn movie!
One of those ones with…
long talky parts…
in between all the good stuff…
Yep.
Anyway, my fav doesn’t even exist yet.
But I’ve got the camera and you’ve got the booty, so ‘The Juicy Sexventures in Britland City’ can be made as soon as you pop round to my secret hideout ;D
